realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
movies not to watch when you have dad issues #309
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film
YOU CAN’T CAGE THE CAGE
Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.
99.9% of tumblr:
I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green
The Ultimate Time Lord: Peter’s like the annoyed older brother, Sylv and Colin are the troublesome middle children who can’t shut up, and Paul’s the kid brother who watches the ridiculous antics of his siblings with rapt attention.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.
Everyone talks about how Leonardo DiCaprio has been nominated for an Oscar so many times but has never won, but Amy Poehler has been nominated for an Emmy FIFTEEN times and has never won.
Amy Poehler is to The Emmys as Leonardo DiCaprio is to the Academy Awards.(Edit: Messed up the format of the analogy. My bad.)